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blooning

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

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a fail so horrible, nothing else could surpass it.

Person one: epic fail?
Person two: forget eic fail, more like epic suck.

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