2 definitions by A dude Jared knows

Jared

A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.

Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017

Jarhead

A piece of shit usually a fag his dad took way to many Viagras when he was made and his forehead is receding like the polar ice cap.

Colby:your hairline looks like Jarhead's

Max:OMG!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!

by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017