happy

For men: A boner.

For women: ... Women are never happy.
Woah, man! Check out that chick! She makes me REAL happy, ifyaknowhatImean.
by A dead bible July 24, 2003
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sad

It's sad that Mark still lives with his mom, even though he's 35.
by A dead bible July 24, 2003
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