11 definitions by A Simple Idiot Was Taken
A doge is just a Shiba Inu that was turned into a meme. Said meme was popular in the early 2010s, and slowly died down over the years. The dog featured in the doge meme is a Shiba Inu named Kabosu (かぼす in Japanese), born on November 2nd, 2005. She is currently 16 years old, a great accomplishment, considering 16 human years is equivalent to 80 dog years. So, to sum it up: Doge, an internet meme that sky rocketed in 2013 and died down overtime. Based on a real Shiba Inu named Kabosu, or かぼす in Japanese. Kabosu is currently 16, equivalent to 80 years old for a dog.
That's the doge.
That's the doge.
(Pretend it's 2013)
"Man, have you heard about that super popular meme Doge?"
"Yeah, people are going crazy over it!"
(Back to 2021)
"dOgE!"
"Dude, shut the hell up, that meme's been dead for a while now."
"Man, have you heard about that super popular meme Doge?"
"Yeah, people are going crazy over it!"
(Back to 2021)
"dOgE!"
"Dude, shut the hell up, that meme's been dead for a while now."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 21, 2021
Something that I shall never lose.
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022
Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.
Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"
Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"
Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"
Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"
Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021
There are two definitions for this phrase:
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 17, 2022