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mcts

An acronym used on AIM meaning "Minor Chuckle To Self"
Used in place of lol, becasue we all know that we aren't laughing out loud.

Person A: dude, BJ-Snatch is such an idiot, he has no idea whats going on at all!
Person B: mcts, thats right.

by A Pitch To Johnny August 18, 2005

pardon my zinger

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005