Wikipedia

This and a bag of Doritos equals a fun day.

Tim: 'What did you do today, Steve?'

Steve: 'Oh I just vandalized Wikipedia and ate some Doritos!'

Tim: 'Nice.'

by A Not So Kind Stranger July 13, 2008

Ohio

Somewhere no one should ever have to be.

Tim: 'Let's take a road trip to Ohio!'

Steve: 'Let's not.'

by A Not So Kind Stranger July 12, 2008