4 definitions by A Man With a Plan
1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
by A Man With a Plan June 1, 2014
An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With a Plan June 1, 2014
A Box Month is a month in which the first day of the month begins on a Sunday and the calendar of the month forms a perfect rectangle. The only month in which this can occur is February, since it has 28 days. The occurrence of this event is quite rare. Since a Box month cannot occur on a leap (due to the 29 days), the pattern of re-occurrence follows a 6-11-11...6-11-11 year interval. For example the years in which a Box Month occur are 1981-1987-1998-2009-2015-2026, following the 6 yr, 11 yr, 11 yr pattern.
This rare event is celebrated throughout the month in commemoration of this rarity within the Calendar.
This rare event is celebrated throughout the month in commemoration of this rarity within the Calendar.
Dude 1: Dude, did you know that it's Box month this month?
Dude 2: Oh really, then let's fuckin party it up, cuz it's BOX MONTH!
Pickup line to Random Girl at Bar: Hey did you know it's Box Month?
Dude 2: Oh really, then let's fuckin party it up, cuz it's BOX MONTH!
Pickup line to Random Girl at Bar: Hey did you know it's Box Month?
by A Man With a Plan February 27, 2009
A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.
by A Man With a Plan June 1, 2014