4 definitions by A Granola Bar
A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)
by A Granola Bar March 11, 2016
by A Granola Bar January 15, 2016
When someone makes an urban dictionary definition of their own (or someone else's) name to either call them out on something or make themselves (And everyone else with that name) seem cool.
Self-Centered Human: Hey, check it out! An Urban Dictionary definition I made got onto the front page!
Regular Human: Dude, it's your name. Name-Defining is so stupid.
Regular Human: Dude, it's your name. Name-Defining is so stupid.
by A Granola Bar April 10, 2016
Human number one: Did you like that comedy show?
Human number two: No, there was too much suspunse. Never laughed once.
Human number two: No, there was too much suspunse. Never laughed once.
by A Granola Bar March 10, 2016