A Gorilla's definitions

Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it

Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him

by A Gorilla January 2, 2009

Lawyer

See: Pure, Undeniable Evil

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one.

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Evil

See Lawyer (AKA Spawn of Satan)

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one. Lawyers are pure evil

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Sony

The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...

The following is an actual conversation I once had:

Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

Halo

See mediocre and Overhyped

Halo (single player)is average at best. Anyone that says otherwise needs to play Half-life 2, Doom, or Killzone

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

Casino Royale

The best Bond move ever. PERIOD.

With Casino Royale, MGM have redeemed themselves with the garbage that was the Pierce Brosnan films.

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

Playstation2

The Best selling system of all time, with over 100 million units sold. Whenever you see a Xbox or nintendo fanboy bashing it, remind them it has sold FIVE TIMES MORE THAN THE XBOX OR GAMECUBE (they each have only sold about 20 million each, how sad for such "superior systems" as the fanboys keep calling them.

Numbers do not lie... Get a Playstation2.

by A Gorilla September 10, 2008