Definitions by A Duece, Special K

taint gruff 

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

taint gruff by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

blargasnarful 

To castrate your dead grandfather in an open field, then take the testicles and fry them in a wok until golden brown, and proceed to feed them, with gravy, to your blind, feeble grandmother.

Holy shit dude, I can't believe you would actually do something like blargasnarful!!!

blargasnarful by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003