Definitions by 800 g

Coou-coou 

The sound a hermaphrodite deer makes when it sees and attractive mate.

Bob: Hey Jim, did you hear the Coou-coou-ing of the hermaphrodite deers this morning?
Jim: Yeah, it was especially loud today.

Coou-coou by 800 g September 20, 2009

No-need-exagerator 

A person who brags about being somehow involved in a major event, even though they themselves had absolutely no effect on it what so ever.

Teacher: Does anyone want to share a story about 9/11?

Jimmay: O! I have a story! My great aunts 3rd cousin's grandma's dads best friend had a friend who was 5 miles away from it when it happened!

Teacher: Wow. Ok.... Anyone else?

Timmay: jeez Jimmay dont be such a no-need-exagerator! Its really annoying!!

No-need-exagerator by 800 g September 14, 2009

Ixginm 

A fragrant type of Chinese flower that you will find in a swamp.

Guy 1: Do you wanna go pick some Ixginm for your mother today?
Guy 2: Nah, she doesn't deserve them!

Ixginm by 800 g September 11, 2009

couch-worrier 

a person who sits on the couch, worrying about stuff, thinking that it will effect them, but never leave their house.

Guy 1: Dude, your brother is such a couch-worrier!
Guy 2: Hey, shut up! your dad is WAY more of one than my brother! he hasn't left your house for a week! He just sits on the couch watching CNN.

couch-worrier by 800 g September 11, 2009

Ego Tickle

The feeling a student gets when they raise their hand to speak in a class, and the teacher sees them but purposely ignores them. This feeling is generally extremely bad for students confidence in class.

Student 1: did you see how Mr Bleh Bleh was completely ignoring me in math class?
Student 2: chyea man, you must have had a massive ego tickle.

Ego Tickle by 800 g September 9, 2009

byee 

The word someone says when they are trying to make a bad last impression on someone while they are leaving.

Employer: I will look at your resume a little more and think about hiring you, see you later Charlene.

Charlene: ok, thanks! Byee!

After Charlene leaves...

Employer: Wow, there is no way I will hire her after she said 'Byee'. That is so annoying!

byee by 800 g September 7, 2009

udderfinger

a chocolate, caramel filled udder, that is molded into a shape that resembles a finger, and that is mainly eated by eastern uzbekistanians.

Hey slappy, do ya wanna go get an udderfinger for your mother?
, Nah, i already fed her one for breakfast.

udderfinger by 800 g September 6, 2009