Definitions by 70RedZebra's

Wolfkilled 

A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.

Sandra was Wolfkilled by her husband Walter and she shat on his face.

Wolfkilled by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

The Little Unicorn 

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".

Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.

The Little Unicorn by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022