Definitions by 69 420er

KUM 

White, hot, gooey, sticky, slimy, delicious, edible this all describes cum, but it can also describe a microwaved vanilla ice cream

*example number one*
MMMMMMMMMM KUM ON MY FACE AND EYES RAWRRRRRRR

*example number two*
why did I microwave an ice cream?
*one month later*

FBI OPEN UP
*three weeks later*
so you're wondering why I'm in an insane asylum well it all started when...

KUM by 69 420er January 20, 2022

porn 

SO HOT SO SEXYYYYYYY RAWRRRRR AUGHHGGHHGHGHGHYHJGHHGHG?!1!1!!11111!111!!!11

Benjamin: *watches pornhub*
Benjamin: *beats meat and paints the house at the same time*
Benjamin: I feel fufilled

porn by 69 420er January 20, 2022