Definitions by 535
Somerset Toffee Apple
An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
Somerset Toffee Apple by 535 January 10, 2012
Whirling Dervish
The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.
Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
Whirling Dervish by 535 March 7, 2011