2012 cowboy's definitions

beav-llatio

performing oral sex on the female genitalia

I wanted to perform beav-llatio, but business was rank down there.

by 2012 cowboy March 9, 2009

despanxed

the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment

That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment

by 2012 Cowboy March 9, 2009