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facebook

1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008
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newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.
HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Alien

Film made in 1979, Directed by Ridley Scott. This takes place in the year 2037 onboard the vessel Nostromo. The crew is made up of Ripley, Dallas, Brett, Parker, Lambert, Kane, and Ash. The vessel recieves a message from an unidentified craft that was in distress on LV-426. The Crew answers the call, but while on the planet, Kane finds thousands of eggs, and one hatches and a creature attachs to his face. Later on the creature falls off, but implants an embryo which births an alien. The alien bursts through his chest, running off into the ship. Later on the Alien picks off the crew one by one until only Ripley is left. She then destroys the ship, and defeats the alien.
That movie Alien was excellent!
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.
hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!
by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Verbal Strikeout

When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.
by 1337 Fork April 20, 2009
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Neo

Main chracter in the Wachowski brothers Matrix trilogy. Neo is played by actor Keanu Reeves. Neo is a mythical man and his coming was fortold in a propehcy.
Neo is really amazing! Look at his uber skills!
by 1337 Fork August 27, 2005
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Love is Red

A straight edge hardcore band.
The band broke up in 2005, They had two albums that were titled "All that's Ahead points to Forever" and "The Hardest Fight". The band is known for its powerful songs, and it sang about being straight edge, staying true to your beliefs, and hanging on through tough times.
Love is red is a great straight edge band.
by 1337 Fork February 14, 2006
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