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Funky Chicken 

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar
Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL
Funky Chicken by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010
When you poke you're head out of a moving vehicle and scream a bunch of gibberish at nearby pedestrians. The sound should be similar to the sound the Tasmanian Devil cartoon character is famous for. The intention is to scare the **** out of people.
Tazzer: BLAHGURBAHGURBULABU!
Pedestrian: AH! WTF!?!?!?
Taz by 1337 Fork July 11, 2009

Verbal Strikeout

When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.
Verbal Strikeout by 1337 Fork April 20, 2009
In reference to something gay, in most cases a person. Originated from an online user name of someone very unpleasant, this word is spreading quickly.
"That kid over there, what a herb..he's such a fucking Linkzie looking kid...oh wait that is Linkzie"
Linkzie by 1337 Fork January 13, 2008
1) A way of saying 'thanks' in the UK, as well as a powerful asset to sarcasm.

2) A bar in Boston, probably the best thing to go see in Boston, there isn't anything else worth seeing in that city.
American Tourist: "Stop calling me a yank on my vacation, I understand I'm American, and we saved your ass in WWII"

English Local: "Oh, cheers mate"

Person 1: "Why did our plane need to land in Boston for repairs before we got to New York, we're gonna be here for hours!"

Person 2: "Well we can go visit Fenway!"

Person 1: "Fuck that, lets visit the Cheers bar"
cheers by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008

facebook 

1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
facebook by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008
New York Metropolitans

A team that has won two world series and four pennants.

A team that, as of the 2006 season is getting more random fans all of the sudden, get the fuck out front runners, and long live the true mets fans.
Guy 1- Yeah I'm a mets fan, I love them man they are doing good!
Guy 2- Name both years they won the series
Guy 1- Uhhh well you see..umm
Guy 2- Shut the fuck up front runner.
mets by 1337 Fork May 1, 2006