1<l10mmm's definitions

Tindered Spirits

Two individuals whose match on the dating service Tinder results in the establishment of a long-term, committed, loving, successful romantic relationship, although not one necessarily limited to the structure and dictates of a traditional, closed, monogamous relationship.

While they met via Tinder, and likely both had the intention of casually hooking up on their fateful first date , Jack and Jill were Tindered Spirits, and instead of merely having sex that night, they eagerly planned a second date.

by 1<l10mmm November 3, 2016

On Tender

Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016