Jowzy

Uncomfortably fitting; bunched up

These pants are...they’re just jowzy.

I hate those underwear, they feel jowzy.

by 011000110 May 11, 2021

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017