0000's definitions

bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

by 0000 December 4, 2003

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 20, 2003