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Miami Heat 

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

Miami Heat by 0000 October 20, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

Cleveland Cavaliers by 0000 October 20, 2003

toronto raptors 

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

toronto raptors by 0000 October 20, 2003

Utah Jazz 

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

Utah Jazz by 0000 October 20, 2003

timberwolves 

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

timberwolves by 0000 October 20, 2003

Seattle Supersonics 

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

Seattle Supersonics by 0000 October 20, 2003

Sacramento Kings 

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense

Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.

Sacramento Kings by 0000 October 20, 2003