Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team
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Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94
The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.
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dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year
The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.
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toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck
The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.
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Sacramento Kings

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan
by 0000 October 17, 2003
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New York Knicks

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago
The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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