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New York Knicks 

2 time NBA champs; used to have great players like Reed/Frazier/Ewing; made the playoffs 12 straight years until they started 2 suck a few years ago
The Knicks used to always sell out. Now they don't have any fans.
New York Knicks by 0000 October 20, 2003

toronto raptors 

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck
The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.
toronto raptors by 0000 October 20, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron
Cleveland Cavaliers by 0000 October 20, 2003

timberwolves 

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04
The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.
timberwolves by 0000 October 20, 2003

Utah Jazz 

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04
The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.
Utah Jazz by 0000 October 20, 2003

Seattle Supersonics 

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately
The Supersonics traded away Payton.
Seattle Supersonics by 0000 October 20, 2003

Sacramento Kings 

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
Sacramento Kings by 0000 October 20, 2003