...Ud editor...'s definitions

turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

by ...Ud editor... December 24, 2007

Fassion the Snow

1. (v.) To embrace snow and hope for a white winter; to wish for a snow day.

2. (v.) To take part in snow day traditions (wear pajama bottoms inside out, eat dorritoes before bed and put a spoon under your pillow.)

1. Very expressent person: I love winter! I love the snow! It makes me exuberently ecstatic!

Bystander: Whoa! that guy must really fassiont the snow.

2. Eat a lot of dorritoes, that is, if you fassion the snow.

by ...Ud editor... December 26, 2007