awkwood

When you get an erection at an awkward time.
"So I was sporting a massive awkwood next to a nun on a bus."
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nsml

North Suburban Math League. The Chicago mathletes organization. Full of the smartest and best people on the planet. We don't take any hate because the haters will be washing our cars in a few years.
Oh no big deal... it's just my fourth consecutive perfect paper at an nsml meet.
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