promptinuity

The practice of being consistently on time in order to avoid disappointment and anger.

Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.

by -\\~//- March 08, 2020

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 08, 2020