Donald J. Trump

A shithead who had his hair bleached which is finally seeping into his brains.

The thing that Canada watches for entertainment purposes.

The one loud, inconsiderate neighbor that everyone on the street (neighboring countries) hate.
Billy the American: "what do y'all Canadians do for fun? Play hockey in igloos?

Bob the Canadian: "No, not exactly. We watch your president's speech."

Billy the American: "Donald J. Trump?"

Bob the Canadian: "Yeah, y'all are doomed until the elections in November."
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An Oompa Loompa with Gigantism and a superiority complex that plays golf more than it does it's job
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A racist little 9 year old that is an orange!
Oh, look! Donald J. Trump's throwing another temper tantrum again!
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Donald J. Trump is a carrot/cheeto/orange being who is also the president.
You: Donald J. Trump is a cheeto.
Someone else: No he's a carrot.
Another person: HE IS A FREAKING ORANGE!!!
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A term used as a substitute to taking a huge shit
guy: I'll be right back. I need to drop a huge Donald J. Trump
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The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
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