The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
by Michael June 01, 2004
spanish for "tell me". as in "dime tu nombre". some non english speakers are often confused when they are new to this country and go to use a vending machine and are 10 cents short by mistake, the machine displays "dime" to tell them of the 10 cents shortage and they start talking out the selection they wish to make to the vending machine instead of pushing buttons, thinking that the machine is asking them "dime( tell me )" your selection.
A pack of cig's are $3.25 from a vending machine
Old cuban guy puts in $3.15 into the cigarrette vending machine.
He is missing 10 cents and the LED display promts "dime".
as to which the old cuban man replys
"yo quierro un paquete de Marlboro Lights" (i want a pack of Marlboro Lights )
Old cuban guy puts in $3.15 into the cigarrette vending machine.
He is missing 10 cents and the LED display promts "dime".
as to which the old cuban man replys
"yo quierro un paquete de Marlboro Lights" (i want a pack of Marlboro Lights )
by michael October 23, 2004
by michael August 01, 2004
The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.
by Michael November 20, 2003
A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.
Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO
by Michael February 11, 2005