Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...
by barney September 26, 2023
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Biffa

A commonly used insult from a man to an extremely ugly/unatractive girl.

Mostly used on drunken nights out!
"Oh my god, that girl is an absolute biffa!"
by Barney September 29, 2003
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toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet
You are such a toilet perfectionist
by Barney March 26, 2016
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Six pack

6 cans or bottles - usually beer or soda.

see also sixer
I started out the night by drinking a six pack.
by Barney March 16, 2004
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prison

by Barney March 09, 2004
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ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.
Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.
by Barney February 27, 2005
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fog

related to fob but directed at puns hindus and other brown people. literally means "Fresh off the Goat".
"EW! Look at that fog with all that curry!"
by barney December 13, 2004
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