Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Read the paper 

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

Read the paper by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

Drinking poisoned water 

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

Drinking poisoned water by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

Incompetent politicians by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

Trough of power

A) archaic definition: where farm animals come to drink

B) new modern definition: where incompetent politicians come to 🍸

drink poisoned water

Nancy Pelosi lives at the trough of power

Trough of power by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

Farmer's well 

The proverbial rabbit hole

Let's not go down the farmer's well

Farmer's well by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2022

DUI Santa 

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!

Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.

DUI Santa by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2022

#bareshelvesbiden

What happens when you know the Biden administration is dealing with irrelevant issues like gender identity instead of helping its own people.

#bareshelvesbiden might lead to the soviet union ca 1982

#bareshelvesbiden by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2022