Definitions by Uncle Dimma
cajones
for couch-potatoes it's a problem of willpower to get their cajones of the couch and se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal
cajones by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2013
cajones
for couch-potatoes it's a problem of willpower to get their cajones of the couch and se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal
cajones by Uncle Dimma May 10, 2013
grab life by the horns
(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
grab life by the horns by Uncle Dimma May 9, 2013
alien
1) (politically incorrect after Arizona Bill S-1070) synonym for extraterrestrial. 2) (from the Latin alienus, meaning stranger): simply, with no political connotations attached, a 'stranger'. 3) an offensive term for an illegal immigrant to the United States.
the Latin term 'alienus', meaning 'stranger' in English, didn't only give us the noun 'alien' but also the verb 'to alienate', and the adjective' alienated' (usually followed by from)
alien by Uncle Dimma May 9, 2013
go eat rocks
(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma May 7, 2013
SGQSR
an offensive Quebec French acronym for sans-genie qui sait rien, a phrase meaning know-nothing retard in English.
son: yoo-hoo you SGQSR, what the hella re you doing fiddling with those pipes in the basement?
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father, and FYI, im not fiddling with those pipes, im fixing the bloody plumbing.
father: young man, improve your vocabulary, and talk to me comme du monde. you can even shut up and doff me a hat; I am after all your father, and FYI, im not fiddling with those pipes, im fixing the bloody plumbing.
SGQSR by Uncle Dimma May 5, 2013
you write your life in indelible ink
(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
you write your life in indelible ink by Uncle Dimma May 5, 2013