Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Hashtivism 

( amalgamation of the words hashtag and activism): political activism that's expressed only as a hashtag on a billboard.

You dorks saying #freebritney, are a only engaging in hashtivism, not real activism. Real activism to me is

#defundlorilightfoot.

Hashtivism by Uncle Dimma July 15, 2021

Societal insanity 

New mental health disorder: Listening to Dr Fauci and still masking children in a post covid world

Some us locales are still suffering from societal insanity even after science said no to Dr Fauci.

Societal insanity by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2021

Beanie hat 

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.

When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.

Beanie hat by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2021

In-the-bedroom activities 

Euphemism for sex games between 2 consenting adults.

If you're an adult use the term in-the-bedroom activities instead of sex when talking in front of your young children.

In-the-bedroom activities by Uncle Dimma July 11, 2021

making lemonade out of lemons 

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

making lemonade out of lemons by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire 

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

cooking the hooker 

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

cooking the hooker by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021