Tom's definitions

nodulate

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

by tom December 25, 2004

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

leboskied

From the movie "The Big Lebowski." The Dude was drunk and stoned the entire movie.

Lebowskied is to be drunk and stoned.

Man, I was so Lebowskied last night at that party that I nearly passed out.

by Tom February 21, 2005

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004