@ Matt's definitions

sha-nay-nay

going down a hill on an inner tube, where one person is on the bottom, with one, two or three people on top.

"Sha-nay-nay time, sorry lepper boy, your left out."

by matt January 26, 2005

tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

by Matt February 10, 2004

Hood

For some reason, Americans say this when they mean to say bonnet

Pop the hood, er i mean bonnet

by Matt March 4, 2005

ibk

Idiot Behind Keyboard; usually the cause of 99% of errors on computers.

An IBK error occured when Mary forgot to plug the computer in.

by Matt September 7, 2003

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one

by Matt February 7, 2005