Jon's definitions

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

by jon November 1, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Italian Stallion

Two words, Sean Saubers

Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's

by Jon September 10, 2003