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sausage pound

the kid also called matt gray of malden Ma
by jessie December 26, 2004
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austin

a rapid and frequent masterbator who loves to drop it like its hot. also one who has siblings that are more liked than himself. he may usually like anything with a vagina and or anything near a vagina; very homophobic.
wow...he is being so perverted and austin right now.

tell him to cut back on the austin-ness it's making everyone uncomfortable.
by jessie February 27, 2005
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horny

When someone wants to bang another person with a passion. Wanting sex extremely bad you'll do anything!!!! Needing ass......
Everytime I'm with him I'm so horny. I'd fuck his brains out but I don't want him to think I'm a slut. If only he wasn't my ex-boyfriend friend I'd do it!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jessie May 13, 2005
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stinkypoo

Dave thinks i am a one, because i smell like vegetables, but i hold that HE is one because of his distinct odor.

Also known as stinkerpoo
Dave: Oh man! Whats that carrot and spinach smell? Must be a STINKYPOO!

Me: You're the stinkerpoo, stinker!
by Jessie April 27, 2004
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susurrus

The thing that the lady on 2gether asks the final contestant in the spelling bee.
Hey man, check out that, susurrus.
S-US-UR-RU... S?
by Jessie April 27, 2004
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Pennsylvania

Hmm. No ones brought up the fact that us Pittsburghians have an awesome accent and talk 200 miles an hour. Pittsburghese i think its called. And the scenery is amazing. PA isnt completely taken over by industry, so you can see hills rolling on for miles. And ok, so there are a lot of weird places like Eighty-four where you get absolutely no cable or phone lines (I actually have friends who live there..), but I think the people here are a lot nicer than you think.
Visit PA and take some notes, eh?
by Jessie May 21, 2004
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barty

A pre-planned get-together of a group of friends at a bar, usually to celebrate some occasion, such as a birthday.
"Hey, it's my birthday on Thursday so I'm having a barty at Johnny McSwift's."
by Jessie June 18, 2004
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