mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.
Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.
by Gregory June 16, 2004
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chiquita

ugly;not attractive;bad-looking;unfashionable;poor;broke
Did you see that chiquita-looking creature around the neighborhood last night?
by Gregory September 02, 2004
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