Dave's definitions

jank

Caribbean. Marijuana cigarette. Joint.

Come on man, let's go smoke this jank

by dave June 12, 2004

buy the farm

A synonym for "die".

"If you don't know how to handle your BAR effectively while keeping your head down, you could buy the farm."
-a DI during WWII

by Dave September 27, 2004

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

nuclear

NUCLEAR
Pronunciation : new-kleer (former) , new-kyoo-lihr (future, perhaps current)

*Of, relating to, or forming a nucleus.
*Of, or relatin, atomic nuclei.
*Using or derived from the energy of atomic nuclei; atomic.

*A class of weapons, usually bombs and missiles, contents usually atomic or hydrogen.
*Any type of weapon, usually bomb or missile, be it atomic or hydrogen, that is derived off of atomic energy.

"America's MOAB is the anti nuclear bomb."

by Dave April 16, 2004

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by Dave June 20, 2004

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003