Ryne

A short selfish selfcentered troll who likes to hurt people because it has a small penis and girls will always laugh at it because its shorter than normal like he is.
Under the bridge lived a Ryne.

They avoided him becuase he acted like a Ryne.

The kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a Ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him Ryno.
by Dave July 26, 2006
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Spoogler

Someone who jerks-off too much.
My friend Roger is an Olympic class spoogler.
by Dave March 11, 2004
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badonkadonk

Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.
My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!
by Dave February 06, 2004
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lamb hangings

by Dave October 11, 2003
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titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.
I enlarged my titses come see!
by dave October 16, 2003
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dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.
"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^
by Dave February 22, 2004
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