Crazy Dick's definitions

Boot Knocka

Something of the highest possible quality. However, it is often used by insane people in Washington D.C trying to sell warm water for $5 a bottle.

Yo man,fuck Evian; this shit be the boot knocka.

by Crazy Dick January 31, 2003

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003