by CrackerJack September 11, 2005
someone who masters in the art of obsessing over control and power; usually takes place in a forum or IRC chat
Quote: "Damn that asshole is a real asshole. I hope he gets hacked for his acts of control freakery!"
by CrackerJack June 29, 2005
When a girl is a bitch and a male acts like a bigger asshole; which results in the female's desire for the male's love & affection.
The female feels attraction to the man because he is a dick and appears uninterested in her.
(Usually has a profound effect on rich/snotty/stuck-up bitches)
The female feels attraction to the man because he is a dick and appears uninterested in her.
(Usually has a profound effect on rich/snotty/stuck-up bitches)
"That girl Jess is a bitch!"
"Just throw the E-quode on her when you speak; you'll have her in the sheets in a flat week."
"Just throw the E-quode on her when you speak; you'll have her in the sheets in a flat week."
by CrackerJack March 20, 2009
The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.
by CrackerJack June 19, 2006