CrackerJack's definitions

Playstation 3

See Personal Computer.

Have you heard? The Playstation 3 is going to be a PC with a Sony label on it!

by CrackerJack September 25, 2005

control freakery

someone who masters in the art of obsessing over control and power; usually takes place in a forum or IRC chat

Quote: "Damn that asshole is a real asshole. I hope he gets hacked for his acts of control freakery!"

by CrackerJack July 9, 2005

E-quode

When a girl is a bitch and a male acts like a bigger asshole; which results in the female's desire for the male's love & affection.

The female feels attraction to the man because he is a dick and appears uninterested in her.

(Usually has a profound effect on rich/snotty/stuck-up bitches)

"That girl Jess is a bitch!"

"Just throw the E-quode on her when you speak; you'll have her in the sheets in a flat week."

by CrackerJack March 20, 2009

Mighty Joe Young

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.

Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

by CrackerJack June 19, 2006