Charlie's definitions

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

kobe'd

past tense for rape (i.e. raped)

who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime

by charlie December 5, 2003

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

yoblud

a rudeboy, gangster type person - dislikeable, lil wannabes

"oh god, ther's a yoblud headin our way"

by Charlie May 13, 2005

system of a down

The best motherfucking band this end of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOAD ROCK!GO SYSTEM!\m/

by Charlie December 10, 2003

SPDR

Suck Penis and Die Retard

SPDR you worthless homo!

by Charlie September 5, 2003

howfy

how to say howdy when you are totally blazed/blitzed

"Howfy patner, how yer dourin?"

by Charlie March 9, 2005