Boi_person's definitions

grandma's stairs

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Sqeak-Flops

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

dankritos

Dankritos are only the dankest of all Doritos. How to make them is you slice a piece of FaZe and mix it with some Doritos and mtn. dew.

Las night when I was dankscoping, I have my self some dankritos and became one with the scope

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

longboardgasm

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Friday at the deathstar

Storm trooper paridise

They be like: FUCK YEA ITS FRIDAY AT THE DEATHSTAR!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

fucuntit

Fucuntit is here by on a swear. It is a combo of fuck, cunt, and tit

boi, that kid is really fucuntit in the head, you know?

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016