shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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kendra ashley

Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

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Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

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Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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Fucuntit is here by on a swear. It is a combo of fuck, cunt, and tit

boi, that kid is really fucuntit in the head, you know?

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

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