Boi_person's definitions

longboardgasm

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Friday at the deathstar

Storm trooper paridise

They be like: FUCK YEA ITS FRIDAY AT THE DEATHSTAR!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

ultranigger

Basically just a huge farm vehicle made for picking cotton

Fuck regular niggers when you got that ultranigger

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

kendra ashley

Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam

Wow she's really a Kendra Ashley

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

cape cod clam steamer

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot

by Boi_person May 21, 2016