18 definitions by Boi_person

dog-walked

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.

Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 22, 2016