Definitions by Boi_person

over the counter baby 

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

over the counter baby by Boi_person May 21, 2016

kendra ashley 

Kind, beautiful, loyal, kind. If your name is somehow Kendra Ashley, then your meh fam

Wow she's really a Kendra Ashley

kendra ashley by Boi_person May 21, 2016

early wood 

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

early wood by Boi_person May 21, 2016

ultranigger 

Basically just a huge farm vehicle made for picking cotton

Fuck regular niggers when you got that ultranigger

ultranigger by Boi_person May 21, 2016

dankritos 

Dankritos are only the dankest of all Doritos. How to make them is you slice a piece of FaZe and mix it with some Doritos and mtn. dew.

Las night when I was dankscoping, I have my self some dankritos and became one with the scope

dankritos by Boi_person May 21, 2016

grandma's stairs 

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

grandma's stairs by Boi_person May 21, 2016

dog-walked 

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.

Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!

dog-walked by Boi_person May 21, 2016