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good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Ocean up

To take a shower, to wash

"hey Bro, before we hit sights, I am gonna Ocean up

by Big Bear March 01, 2005

HERPES

those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.

dont kiss him he got herpes yuck

by big bear February 25, 2005

chazkel

A male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption; one who suffers from whiskey-dick

That chazkel couldn't get it up for Paris Hilton if he had to.

by Big Bear December 10, 2004