shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
by Al December 29, 2004
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Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out
by Al September 29, 2003
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to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.
1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.
by Al December 02, 2003
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triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home
"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."
by al November 10, 2004
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Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.
by Al October 13, 2003
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iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average
1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?
by Al March 14, 2005
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school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at
yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city
by al December 11, 2004
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