Al's definitions

Wax

NyNiCk said:
"People seem to think to "wax" something or to "wax" someone is strictly to fuck or bust a nut. "Wax" also means for a male to perform fellatio on a female."

You cannot perform fellatio on a female. The correct word for performing oral sex on a female is cunnilingus. Whether performed by a male or female is irrelevant.

You can only perform fellatio on a man.

My girlfriend and I did a 69 last night. She performed fellatio on me while I was performing cunnilingus on her.

by Al March 20, 2005

headbutt

The headbutt is one of the most sinister and cataclysmic subterfuges that could conceivably strike a man down to both knees. When executing this majestic and mind-blowing manuever one can only wonder...Am I next?!

Stalking his victim as a predator stalks its prey, he slowly approached his unsuspecting victim with incredible stealth. Then with a hastey, drunken lunge, he made his assault, colliding heads renendering the recipient of the headbutt, dazed, stunned, and pissed the fuck off.

by AL November 18, 2004

What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.

Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?

by Al August 10, 2005

paddy's motorbike

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.

this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.

by Al January 29, 2005

word?

Sometimes, when you hear something really amazing or shocking, you need to come up with a response worthy of this situation. You're frantically hunting around for the right thing to say, when your brain, which you pretty well beat into oblivion long ago by hanging out on a street corner smoking crack, completely sells you out. And instead of the right word -- or any word, really -- you just say "word?". Or at least I'm convinced that is how this came into being as popular slang.

Random Bystander: Oh my God, that 40 ft gerbil is savagely raping a man!
Urban Youth: Word?

by Al March 9, 2005

chemistry

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".

Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.

by Al February 5, 2004

brook

verb - to fight, or to knock someone out. Also means to jump someone, like a surprise attack

naaah!! Man You stole my girl!! You're gonna get BROOKED!!

by AL April 27, 2004