Al's definitions

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

by Al May 17, 2006

bungle weed

comes from the term bad weed and jungle weed, real crappy weed.

dude this is some fuckin bungle weed

by al April 1, 2005

Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.

I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.

by Al February 16, 2005

Batwanger

A hermaphrodite magazine

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.

by Al May 6, 2003

scatter

Someone of a messy disposition, for example they could be lanky, have messy hair, or just generally be disorganised.

Oh look at Christine, she's such a scatter!

by Al October 13, 2004

Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

by Al February 6, 2004