josh's definitions

noidz

The end result of butchering the word "nice" over the past years of it being used as slang.

'Nice - Noice - Noidz'

"I just bought Liquid City 2 for a dollar!" "Noidz."

by Josh February 22, 2005

piggy wiggy

cild language for pig or pork

"this little piggy wiggy"

by Josh May 13, 2005

ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise

This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway

by Josh May 13, 2005

I pwned JOO

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn

n00b, you suck, PWNED

by Josh March 1, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Beautiful talented teen, who can act well, and unlike Hilary Duff, doesnt manage to bollocks everything up

Lindsay is such a babe. She has huge tits too.

by Josh March 1, 2005

decemed

v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time

After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredecemed by his teacher

by Josh March 3, 2005

vagicrust

The crust left by a previously wet vag

his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them

by Josh March 4, 2005