josh's definitions

ghoasty

when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.

i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off

by josh December 31, 2003

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

by Josh March 26, 2003

Anthropomorphism

The root word of anthro.

Anthropomorphism - Ascribing human characteristics to non-human things.

Fox McCloud

by Josh April 24, 2004

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 16, 2005

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003