bodyswerve

To give something a miss, to intentionally avoid something.

Hey man, there's a party round at Rick's tonite, I'm definately giving that one a bodyswerve.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

dirty apache

after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

fassymon

Trinidad and Tobago slang for homosexual.

Omnipolex is a fassymon.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

mikonos

To have sex in a shower. Awwwwwwwwwrite!

see cholo

I almost pulled a Mick Vasquez tonite.

by anonymous March 15, 2005

Shire

The area of land extending from the borders of South Woodford up to Epping, incorperating Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Chigwell and a whole lotta forest

Oh how I long for the Shire!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 04, 2003