anonymous's definitions

skood

bastardization of "whats good"

skoood tommy?

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

President Reagan

See wordwanker/word

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

calleger

one who enjoys walking the streets or one who is street-smart (from Spanish word "callejero")

You know that guy who you can see on 5th Ave. at 2 am? He's a calleger.

by anonymous December 31, 2003

hrrb

Hrrb is an onomatopoeia that a tomato makes while existing. It is distinct from other such tomato onomatopoeiae like 'sqwirsch' and 'splat', in that they are made specifically from actions involving the deformation, up to and including destruction of the tomato, whereas 'hrrb' is simply the sound a tomato makes while in an existentially stable state. Situations where one could reasonably expect to observe a tomato emitting this onomatopoeia are: while growing healthily on its vine; sitting in the produce aisle waiting to be bought; ripening on a window sill; sitting on a cutting board prior to, but not including throughout, or after culinary preparation. Pronunciation is homophonous to 'herb', which coincidentally, are ideal complements to most tomato-based dishes. As it is much like a low humming sound, when tomatoes are in large quantities their onomatopoeiae will bleed into one another, creating an unsettling dull roar within their immediate vicinity.

Tomato: "hrrb hrrb"

Tomatoes: "hrrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrb"

by AnOnymous September 14, 2013

vajira

this bum that has too much time on his hands and thinks N-sci's will fall for the crap he makes up

nice try vj but two can play at this game

by anonymous March 5, 2005