anonymous's definitions

historians

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

break up

1. To stop.
2. To leave your boyfriend/girlfriend

I had to break up the party.
I had to break up with Morty.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

terrorism

A completely subjective term. The man considered a terrorist here in America is considered a hero back in his home.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

doozer

a big stud

what a doozer

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Lindison

A guy who is deeply inlove with the girl of his dreams.

I had a dream last night, it was about Lindison.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

cute

A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*

by Anonymous September 7, 2003