smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

by Anonymous October 02, 2002

explosive diarrhea

diarrehea so powerful that you have to hold the toilet seat without flying off.
Diarrehea really bad that when your ass hits the seat your ass explodes out a very liquidy diarrehea and fills up the entire toilet.

I was on the toilet for 2 hours with explosive diarrehea. 10 minutes straight with dairrehea violently coming out.

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

what a crap

engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie

w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

kippering

The act of eating Kipper

I finally got to eat her kipper

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

sha-kwon

(verb) When one (male or female) wakes up after a night of heavy drinking while camping to find a naked kwon sleeping in the fetal postion right next to you.

On the last night of our camping trip we all got so fucked up, we drank a bottle of vodka thrity beers and hooked up with several ladies, but when I woke up in the morning I realized I had been sha-kwoned

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

executive

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

grez

The polish (jewish) jive turkey

come here little boy...

by Anonymous March 18, 2003