John's definitions
by John October 16, 2004

by JoHn September 10, 2004

by John March 16, 2003

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen
by John December 1, 2003

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.
by John November 11, 2004

When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed
by john September 2, 2003

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.
I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!
by John September 24, 2003
