anonymous's definitions

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

Avril Lavinge

She is a poseur not a "poser" commonly called by one who can't spell. Plus, it's not LAVINGE it is LAVIGNE and that's for all you other people that can't spell.

Stupid person: avril lavinge is such a poser
Smart person: it's avril lavigne, and she is a poseur. Get it right, dipshit

by anonymous July 25, 2004

mole

(adj) not cool, see not cool for further details

what the hell, that was just mole.

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

kamayamaya

the thing that dave does when hes pissed off, he fires out some funky blue beam

elder stole daves bear, dave put his hands together and went KAAAAMAAAAYYYYAAAMMMAAAYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

by anonymous July 26, 2004

baccalaureate

The degree of bachelor conferred by universities and colleges.

A sermon to a graduating class.

The service at which this sermon is delivered.

"Dr. Yam has over 15 years experience teaching nursing on the baccalaureate and master's levels."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

proselytize

To induce someone to convert to one's faith.

To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.

To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.

"Mormons have to proselytize for 2 years whilest Witnesses do it from the cradle to the grave."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004