anonymous's definitions

circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

hampster

A common misspelling of hamster.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

ashhurst

not a hole! coomonly feature nick seal! one of the world little secrets located in new zealand

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Levent

A person of great destiny, stubborn and benign.

a scientist

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

scallubus

A giant ractapus attached to the lower half a school bus with wild flailing tentacrews who snitches on his pears.

Did you see that Scallubus this morning? It almost killed Shifty. Such a shame it didn't.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

pendrey

best desribed "jew"

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003