2 definitions by aboshmabo

Ass pains

when he goes a bit too hard and your ass is sore.

Alyssa: Damn, Asiana, why is your ass so red?
Asiana: oh, Asher went too hard on me yesterday. He fell in deep. Now I have Ass Pains
Alyssa: oh, I’m sorry! Bet it felt good though.

by aboshmabo May 2, 2018

Butt funneling

NOT INAPROPRIATE I PROMISE:

To rotate in circles while tobacco is poured in your butt.

At the party, I saw Bryan butt funneling with my grandmother! Woah she can spin fast!

by aboshmabo May 2, 2018